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The best owl jokes... (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I apologize ☺️

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

not nearly as bad as:

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ducks.
Ducks who?
No, ducks quack – owl’s hoo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lol you masochist! 😆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’ve developed a high tolerance… my nephew just started reading not-picture books, so I got him a science-themed joke book.

Guess who loves showing off his reading skills?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If it's funny the first time, it's gotta be funny the tenth time!

I remember those times!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It is kinda funny… when you teach them a poop joke and sick them on the parents who absolutely don’t get the humor…

(Orange you glad I’m looking for owl jokes?)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I always look forward to when the kids get to the pool and pee joke stage. They just find anything with those words soooooo funny even if it makes no sense. I always feel like a star comedian when they're in that phase!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Hahahaha OHMYGOSH I've always said this as

Knock, knock Who's there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? ... You can see where I'm going.

I'm glad to see others have a funnier takes!