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I know what you're doing! (startrek.website)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"HURP. HURP. HURP. HURP."

"OH JESUS CHRIST NO NO NO INTO THE KITCHEN PLEASE"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

We've got a husky that views this as a "middle of the night" snack. He hears that "Hurp, Hurp" sound and IMMEDIATELY runs over to where the cat is. Full run at 2am He wants to be the first to savor the delicious hair sausage.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well the phrase hair sausage is going on the list of fucking awful now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where was that phrase before?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Thankfully nowhere near me until today.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes