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Ted Cruz wants to stop the FCC from updating data-breach notification rules (arstechnica.com)
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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (4 children)

For anyone who needs a reminder, his name is not Ted. We should honor his wishes and stop calling him by his preferred name.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just don’t want to besmirch the name of a hard-working ninja turtle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Then go with Edward.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

His name is Fled Cruz, or Cancun Cruz, take your choice.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rafael??? How did that become Ted?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Since he was born in another country, his parents had to give him a separate 'American' name in order to better assimilate after smuggling him across the border into the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Zodiac Killer Cruze

[–] Ghyste 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Crud isn't smart enough to be the Zodiac.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It isn't the Zodiac Killer.

He is Zodiac Killer Cruze, the devourer of Astrology books. (Picture books mind you)