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Flexing with phones is weird af. People spend 1000 bucks on a phone and do the same shit that a phone for the quarter of the price can do.
Using money to flex at all is dumb. While everyone's out here flexing, I'll actually be retiring at some point.
Hey now, some of us are too poor to flex or retire, stop flexing on us /s
There are plenty of people in that situation. They are the ones that truly need a better social safety net and UBI. But you're not going to catch me feeling bad about retiring at some point in my life.