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[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My body was made to resemble 5 wet noodles arranged like a figurine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How do I have the form of wet noodles, with the flexibility of an autumn twig?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe 5 barely-cooked noodles?