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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Well the official song only puts him at 6'3"

So I'm going to take that to mean that the myth was started by a well versed short king

Edit, after double checking the Lyrics of Disney's "Hey Paul", the line actually says "63 axe handles high"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you measure axe handles by girth, that's still about 6'3"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Short King Lumberjack theory confirmed!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Googling the average axe handle length I got 35 inches, which puts him at 183 ft nd 9 inches tall