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From what kind of material is Jack Grealish made of? (alien.top)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm watching today's City vs Tottenham game and wondering if this is the first time we are seeing alien playing football. The body of Jack Grealish is so unique that even on the slightest touch his whole structure transforms into a unique artistic shape.

Sometimes just a tap on the back is enough for him to enter the "parachute pose" and prepare himself for landing.

https://preview.redd.it/t2biurysk44c1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=d884df6c7cb8c00cecde7d2863a6ccb0c8763f06

But things get surreal when sudden gentle wind gusts hit his back and he transforms into a ballet dancer.

https://preview.redd.it/9izedb16l44c1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=984810b45a963cb83952ee857b4f0ca026e9d2e9

What do you guys think? Is he a shape-shifter? Is he possessed by Harry Potter magic? Is there a need to introduce another VAR just for him? Can anyone from the world of men stop him?

PS: Simon Hooper, you are utterly incompetent and the last-minute decision against my shape-shifter boy is a disgrace.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

As a spurs fan I was impressed by the way he kept his nerve. Kulusevski was out to kill this man the moment he came on the pitch, didn't even phase him though. Grealish could have won the game but got unlucky.