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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I prefer to measure speed in football fields per minute.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an american, It's easier when you convert football fields to watermelons and seconds to no healthcare. One you start thinking in terms of watermelons per crippling medical debt, everything clicks. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a joke about black people not being able to afford healthcare or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No... Not at all but what gave you that idea? Besides, everyone here enjoys medical debt or an undiagnosed ailment. Sometimes both if you're lucky.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Watermelon is why. But, dammit, everyone loves watermelon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You make dem der figures FPH n' you got a deal. I don't wanna be going no 600 yards a minute. I wanna be cruisin at 35000 yard and hour, ya hur?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A mile is about 15 football fields, so if we did switch to using that measurement, we could all be going 1,000 on the freeway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ur gotdang right. My Mopar might be a four banger, but with cheezus behind the wheel we're gon' near 1700 n' gettin 500 a gallon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hmmm yeah.. I know some of those words.