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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For the sake of your health I just need you to know, you don't need to eat your entire body weight worth of food at every meal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Lol .... I guess everyone thinks I'm a 300 lb land whale.

I've traveled a lot over the past 20 years and stayed in lots of places of varying quality from the cheapest sleaziest highway motels, jungle huts in Thailand all the way to five star hotels in European cities.

The common thing I've encountered is American and Canadian hotels that consider breakfast is just a muffin or a piece of toast and some cheap coffee. I've stayed at three star and four star places that cheaped out on their breakfast to only serve prepackaged muffins and cheap disgusting coin operated machine made coffee. And on many occasions was told I was too late for breakfast as all the food was now gone, even though it was just muffins and coffee.

The best hotel breakfasts I've ever had were always in Europe where they have a tradition of serving great breakfast. Even cheap places to out of their way to give you at least good coffee.

So my complaint is North American Hotel breakfasts... and no I'm not a pig, at least not a 300 lb one.