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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I shined a torch in my wife's sleeping face this morning at 5am.

I didn't mean to, I was looking for my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn't want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I looked for my spare ones first, I really didn't want to be that guy, I'm a night person.

Anyway I sent her this and she had to remind me I was a bastard.

She's right.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (9 children)

my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn't want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I think I might be having a stroke, I don't understand what's going on here at all.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's the plastic kind of beads they put in their ear lobes to stretch them into a hole.

When you remove them, the hole left behind looks like a cat's butt.

[–] MartinXYZ 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just To be pedantic: tunnels don't have to be made of plastic, I think surgical steel is more common.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No, that's a fine addition because I hardly know anything about tunnels. I just felt the need to explain the basics of what I know to them.

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