Dortmund Wins: Top the group
Dortmund Draws: Top the group
Dortmund Loses: Depends on H2H and GD
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PSG Wins: They go through regardless of the result of the Newcastle-Milan game
Psg Draws: Newcastle have to drop points whether they draw or lose
PSG Lose: Depends on the result of the Newcastle vs Milan game or H2H
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Newcastle Wins: PSG have to drop points
Newcastle Draws: Knocked out
Newcastle Loses: Also knocked out
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Milan Wins: PSG have to lose
Milan Draws: Knocked out
Milan Loses: Also knocked out
Fucking hell, ain't no way I'm going to root for Newcastle, although realistically speaking they're probably the best bet to knock PSG out. Assuming Dortmund gets a draw at least. Knowing them, they will play for a nil nil and sit the bed in the first half.