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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

An amount of time that would only be expected if you're living in a dystopia.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.