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[–] pomodoro_longbreak 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This I could actually see happening. Or make it such a food desert that it's unthinkable to even try

[–] semi_sentient 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I read somewhere that company towns are starting to make a comeback. It’s only a matter of time until rentals are contingent upon you patronizing their brands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

We need human extinction or a new new deal...

I don't even care which anymore