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Daily Discussion Thread: Sun 26 Nov 2023 (aussie.zone)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Be careful with that, you don't want to let them get too sober. A bunch of drunken crabs is like a wild west bar brawl, chaotic and colorful but no one really gets hurt. Sober crabs are a whole other story. Before you know it they will have escaped the bucket, stolen the car and found their way to the nearest pizza joint, which they will take over as the head of a new crab mafia empire. And no one will be able to stop them, because pincers.