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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

What happens if i pay $1.50?

Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago

Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire

what happens if i give you $1.37

Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019

i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can't even pull a "I don't have a smaller bill" or other shit.

If you try to pay $1.50 then you're just being a trouble maker.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

He'll make you two sandwiches, but he'll take three bites out of one of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What happens if i pay $1.50?

Like Chelsea Handler and his other exes, you lost 50 cent.