The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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A good one.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Granted

You win a contest and the greatest Sheff in the world will cook the best sandwich for you. Also, you've lost the sense of taste forever.