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I'm an elite hacker and I grabbed your IP address from this post. It's 192.168.0.1 just so you know I'm not bluffing.
Heheh I'm ddossing them right now. Unfortunately the computer I'm doing it on is having a few connection issues
That gave me a nice chuckle lmao
I'm afraid you need to turn it off and on again
Haha punk it's actually 192.168.1.1. you dun goofed
He's going through a VNC obfuscation layer. His real IP address is 10.0.0.1
Shaking my smh stop trying to sound like a hacker, VNC is for watching videos
Nah bro I'm the haxkdder nemad 4chan and I dox u vip asdres it 10.0.1.1.223.3.01
int ipadress = unhappy_grapefruit2.hacked();
Dude, you need to use the broadcast address.
lol that’s not my ip, you’re like 6 numbers off
I'm an elite FBI KGB K-unit traffic guard. You dun goofed with your silly hacking attempts as I've traced your IP back to ::1. Prepare to get your ass counter-hacked