Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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My foot

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's brown and sticky?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chocolate except I spilled glue on it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sir that is a grandpa joke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A stick!

I love this one, always gets a chuckle.