this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The change will lose you money: PANIC

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's be real, it's not even that the changes will lose corporations money, it's that the changes will lower their disgustingly bloated earnings by a marginal amount that makes them panic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the shareholders think the change will make them lose money

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Or the shareholders consider every potential ¢ left on the table (no matter why) the same as losing that money, no matter how much money they're already making. Que that song from The Greatest Showman:

🎶 All the shine of a thousand spotlights

🎵 All the stars we steal from the nightsky

🎶 Will never be enough

🎵 Never be enough

🎶 Towers of gold are still too little

🎵 These hands could hold the world but it'll

🎶 Never be enough

🎵 Never be enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🎶 All the shine of a thousand users

🎵 All the money we steal from the sheeple

🎶 Will never be enough

🎵 Never be enough

🎶 Towers of data are still too little

🎵 This mind could track the world but it'll

🎶 Never be enough

🎵 Never be enough