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Lazy meal (startrek.website)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/whitepeopletwitter
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[–] [email protected] 120 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Step 1: Unwrap processed cheese slice and put in mouth. Repeat as necessary.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You're spending time unwrapping? I refuse to buy the individually wrapped ones because that's way too much work.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I just eat the wrapper.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like the plastic wrapped shits after.

Nice, clean and doesn't leave poop ghosts in the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The cheese is also still edible inside

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That's the best part about eating corn, you can take it out of the toilet the next day and just give er a quick rinse and you got a nice little snack!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Likely 3x more nutritious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The "deli style" American cheese is far superior, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Mmm… 64 slices of American cheese…