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People keep answering this in the most boring way. Here's a slightly less boring answer:
Wait for nightfall
Sneak up to the dino
Stab it in the eye
Run into hut
The T-Rex won't be able to remove the knife, so it will become infected and eventually kill it.
for quicker results: take a shit first and cover the knife with your feces
Lol exactly what I thought, except keeping the knife and going back for the other eye.
I'd start with feet. Slow it down.