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T-Rex problems (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I get a roof over my head and food... For free!?

The T-rex will probably die eventually from starvation... Which means I could lose my roof and free food. Biggest challenge will be trying to keep the T-rex alive...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's very telling that some people have had worse roommates than a T. Rex lol

[–] starman2112 2 points 9 months ago

T-Rex ain't gonna blast my wall with the light of a thousand suns playing video games on a 50 inch screen at 4 am when I gotta wake up in four hours

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or just wait for the T. rex to be on its deathbed, then kill it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Alternative option: No one said how much or what type of food, and T-Rex are thought to have been scavengers. Spend a month splitting your meal. Tame it. Make friends with it. Teach it to love. Then kill it.

@Tattorack

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Wwhhhhyyyy!?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Gasp, you cold blooded monster