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T-Rex problems (i.imgur.com)
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[-] [email protected] 86 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Will the T-Rex be provided food? Because I could just wait it out. But if it's provided food I'd just make sure it swallows the hunting knife with its meal and in theory it should cause some gastrointestinal leakage...

[-] [email protected] 76 points 8 months ago

It probably sucks down sharp bones no problem. But then, nobody really has any idea. It could play the ukulele for all we know.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If it can play the ukulele, it’s already won.

After 15 minutes of hearing its tiny arms try to play a song I’d ask to be eaten.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

You think Vogons might be descendants of dinosaurs? I heard their poetry is to die for.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Definitely with those arms

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Use the knife to threaten the guy who's job it is to feed it.

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