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Conservative Relative’s Description Of Chicago Clearly Came Directly From Dante’s ‘Inferno’ (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm from Chicago and my conservative, suburban family members all think and speak like this. Making comments about avoiding anything "south of" means you're racist. Always. I live on the southside. Throw in some disparaging remarks about the pride parade and you've got yourself an exact replica.

I fucking hate them.