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Conservative Religious Parents Who Banned Harry Potter Books in the 2000s Now Wholeheartedly Embrace J.K. Rowling (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

“It’s witchcraft, but it’s anti-woke witchcraft, which we can get behind,”

Sounds like, someone's livin' in the past, man.

But this is how we get the witchcraft in... Finally! Prepare to call off the woke movement and we'll unveil the anti-wole curtain to reveal witchcraft to all the children! They'll be running around-checks notes... using magic or supernatural powers to inflict harm or misfortune on other!s And-... transgress social norms by engaging in cannibalism, incest and open nudity!

Muahahaha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can't we use magic for more beneficial and fun things?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hmm... I guess so. As long as we keep the cannibalism, incest, and open nudity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I don’t want to live in a world without cannibalism, incest, and open nudity.