this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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Sounds like, someone's livin' in the past, man.
But this is how we get the witchcraft in... Finally! Prepare to call off the woke movement and we'll unveil the anti-wole curtain to reveal witchcraft to all the children! They'll be running around-checks notes... using magic or supernatural powers to inflict harm or misfortune on other!s And-... transgress social norms by engaging in cannibalism, incest and open nudity!
Muahahaha
Can't we use magic for more beneficial and fun things?
Hmm... I guess so. As long as we keep the cannibalism, incest, and open nudity.
I don’t want to live in a world without cannibalism, incest, and open nudity.