this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Granted. You are now teleported 5km above the earth’s stratosphere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Teh 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are now “high” above the earth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh that makes sense

bad for me but that makes sense