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God as described in the Bible suddenly makes perfect sense being a fickle piece of shit because he’s just a bastardized history of seemingly good rulers dealing with completely different problems in completely different ways.

This isn't even all that far from the popular hypotheses about the history behind some of the stuff in the Bible, but the reason why the God of the Bible seems so damn fickle is that it's likely an amalgamation of two different early Israelite / Canaanite gods: El and YHWH aka. Yahweh (and that name probably sounds familiar. Guess why!) If you're interested in history, check out the book A History of God by Karen Armstrong, a nun-turned-atheist-historian. It's an extremely interesting look into the prevailing hypotheses about the history of the 3 Abrahamic religions.

Now, it's been a while since I read that book or about this in general so I'm not 100% sure I'm not mixing Yahweh and El up, but I think in general the ones where God goes all "FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR" to some person or nation are El. In general in the "Elohist" passages that descend from stories of El, God is described as something really abstract or non-human, such as the burning bush. Also, interestingly the name still pops up in the (Hebrew-language) Bible in various forms.

In the "Yahwist" passages, God is described in a more personal and intimate way, and again if I remember right Yahwew is the more laid-back "facet" of the Biblical God. Interestingly the OG YHWH really hated farming and farmers, and there's a general theme that farming and soil are somehow connected to evil, and you can see some that in the Bible; Cain was a farmer, for example. My own pet hypothesis for this is that that dates back to the agricultural revolution, when conservatively minded people would absolutely have thought that that newfangled woke farming bullshit is going to destroy society, and this sense of farming as a source of evil could have gotten incorporated into religion. Yahweh is also why depictions of God are forbidden.

Historical regional rulers did, however, affect eg. which god was favored, or what was part of the official religion, and on top of that a lot of the stories of different rulers and even some of the prophets in the Bible are essentially self-insert fanfic for some king or another.