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[-] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago

Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago

You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

Shit shower shave

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

With a bit of extra thought, you'd have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.

I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I'm clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it's irrelevant.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

You might want to get that checked out if you haven't already... Or at least rethink your diet.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I've gotten myself checked multiple times and it's always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Smoke before taking a dump?

Shaking my smh

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn't going to go up from that point.

this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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