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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But particles don't make my dick feel big

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even quarks aren't that small.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They call me quark cause I'm always down to top and up to bottom and I'm charmingly strange. Also I'm very very small

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Do you also mysteriously disappear whenever there's anyone interested in what you're doing?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hold a particle in your hand first, then your dick. The relative difference will make your dick seem at least ten times bigger!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

OMG. This might be my favorite burn ever!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Seems like you're just not using them creatively enough