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https://www.politico.com/news/2023/11/06/trump-civil-fraud-trial-00125515
This would be a blockbuster comedy if it wasn't real
The way reality keeps pirating the onion's articles, it's a wonder they're still in business.
Of course they are still in business. Otherwise where would reality get ideas from?
That's sad in 33 years of pratice the best testimony he has ever gotten from a client is just random rambaling.
It’s nothing but yes-man speak. Remember that’s the only kind of person he surrounds himself with.
Oh, that was the defense lawyer? I assumed that was the plaintiff.
And he's got a cult.
Amerikkka is fucked.
Now I'm just imagining him reading a chapter of Shakespeare or something, like he thought he was in literature club.
Not that I could imagine Trump visiting a literature club, but I can imagine him thinking it.
I am so curious what he paper was. I like to think it was a haiku he wrote
A haiku he wrote l, and then turned into an irrelevant essay about some golfclubs and pussygrabbing.
Sry Im not american and dont know what shit he talks about.
Haha dw, that was spot on!
I didn't know testifying was a competition or smth
Everything he does feels like a comedy sketch but it's real life and I hate it.