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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (7 children)

5 names at once.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a guy that has 5 first names, I take offense!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Last time I met someone with 5 names we were in a psychiatry.

^Just\ a\ note^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe my mom tried to tell everyone about my personality just by giving them my names?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It probably reflects her mental state too, depending on what the names are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She put a little Pedro in there. 30 years later and I still don't know why

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

At least the depressed guys names had meaning oh ~~god~~ darwin

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