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A person could tell me out loud "I'm flirting with you" and my awkward ass would still find a way to fuck it up
By asking them "Why?"
You never know, they might just be Canadian.
"I'm flirting with you,"
"Why? Don't lie to me." Whilst I'm making a mental list of absolutely everything why that's complete bollocks
Imagine a girl you like putting a hand on your shoulder, looking into your eyes, saying some gentle word I don't quite remember due to being mesmerized by those eyes, and you know what I did? I just looked back uneasily for a few seconds, then nervously took her hand off my shoulder, shook it a bit, released it and awkwardly smiled. (That even wasn't her last attempt to make me happy against my best efforts ; ended bad anyway.)
I had a girl in high school (high school!) literally say to me "when am I going to get to feel that dick of yours inside me?" and I blew it, thought she was just joking.