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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Bidets, the answer is bidets.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you use the big O little o big O method, you get extra clean

edit: I'd personally get a bidet -wand- for maximum clean

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Release, clench, release. Practice before you get old, or you might go incontinent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Shit my dude, i remember when i was young as fuck some one talking about how to save toilet paper on big brother the tv show cause they sent the dumbest derro cunt out to do grocery shopping and they came back with nothing but junk and no shit paper.

Then someone mentioned this and i tried it and it worked.

Then i forgot the technique and have tried googling it numerous times to no avail.

And here you are with your wise words of wisdom

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Listen to comador OP. Literal game changer.

Only problem is the toilet paper Mafia and butt doctors are going to come after you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They're a game changer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I love my bidet sooooooo much.

[–] lazyslacker 3 points 1 year ago

Seriously they're like $30 on Amazon, c'mon people