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Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot someone at CVS unless given 'all bottles' of Viagra (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

"so. What're you in for?"
"I tried boosting a pharmacy?"
"Oxy?"
"Viagra."

yeah... that's gonna be an interesting prison conversation...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

not to be that guy but if you read the article he also took the oxy, codeine, xanax, and adderall— but the viagra is the only thing in the headline cause lbr its eyecatching

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Someone was planning for a fun weekend

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