this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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Risa

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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"My child, you haven't been keeping up with your studies."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Say "my child" one more goddamn time and I'll commit a war crime.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I must not ~~tell lies~~ say "my child"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lol well played!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] LucyLastic 3 points 1 year ago

Well, Klingon food isn't for everyone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Anyone touches my ear and I'm loading the photon torpedos.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Careful, the last guy who made that threat to her became her live in boy toy, went blind, got healed, and then became one with the Path Wraiths!