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i wish i could teleport all ants in a 50 ft radius literally anywhere else [MIGRATED] (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Granted. The conservation of entropy theorem that is the backbone of teportation means that upon teleport, the difference in entropy between origin and destination measured in mass-energy-entropy would have to be "antimatter ants" for each equivalent unit of mass-energy-entropy as you specified only a destination, that means that you probably only 10x'd the net quantity of ants whenever this teleportation is used.