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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You whores are going to hell.

Everyone knows oral is sex, that's why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

You need to use the poophole loophole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

[–] Peaty 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

relevant Garfunkel and Oates video

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