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Everyone's focusing on the boring parts here, I need to know more about resetting the Harambe timeline
Harambe? You mean the gorilla at the Cincinnati zoo? I just saw him yesterday, he is such a darling!
His kid is doing really well, too! He's in high school now, his English isn't that great but he's very assertive and confident. Harambe is raising him well. Even that brutal murder of the zoo employee didn't cause so much trauma that Harambe couldn't counsel him through it. They never did catch the killer...