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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[-] [email protected] 248 points 9 months ago

Damn the Onion is on fire lately.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

And all it took was a human catastrophe.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Crazy-laugh-cry

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

So true, its keeping me slightly more sane (less insane maybe more accurate) about the whole mess

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

So is Gaza.

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