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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I suspected me all along. The signs were all there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah yeah tell it to the Judge

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pack it up boys, we got him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It was me all along??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You just didn't want to admit to yourself!