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New Zealand plans to exterminate every last rat, mustelid and possum to save native birds. The government expects the task to be completed by 2050.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I want native New Zealand birds to succeed but this is very clearly a pipedream goal.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All we have to do is convince "alternative medicine" practitioners that rat tails from NZ cure baldness and make your dick grow. They'll be as extinct as the white rhino in less than a decade.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But common animals provide no super powers when you kill and eat them!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hey but rats and mustelids and possums are exotic to New Zealand!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Nice theory, but when populations start to run low I guarantee these fuckers will just reintroduce them. We’re not talking about people with a lot of scruples here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah I think "expects" was the wrong word here. We are not on track for doing it within 100 years let alone 27.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah. They'll eliminate all the rats til the next cargo ship arrives.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We won't eliminate them for even a second. The government doesn't fund its conservation department enough to even eradicate all the possums (which don't arrive in cargo) let alone the rats.

New Zealand is 268,021 square kilometres (103,500 miles), the rats are all through it including the parts that are inaccessible to humans.

It's nice that they are at least trying in some places, like in the article.