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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is with great pride that we present you with the Patriot Children initiative. It provides funding for schools to have fireworks shows on July 4th.

*^(It also extends the Patriot Act for 900 years, makes it legal for corporations to own slaves, and revokes the 4th amendment.)

[–] darcy 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why would you be against 4th of July and children?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must be some sort of communiss.

[–] darcy 3 points 1 year ago

destroying america!!!!!!