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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Take a moment before your husband is due to arrive home from work to freshen yourself up" said the generation that had real cocaine in their coke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I like the one about not nagging your husband when he gets home because he's had a hard day and don't forget to apply some lipstick. 💄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I had a bump of coke, I reckon I could cook a roast dinner, clean the house and entertain the boss too. All in a pair of heels

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Hell yeah 🤣