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What Am I?
I have eyes but I can’t see
I have skin but I can’t feel anything
I can be sweet but I’m not a piece of candy
I can be baked but I’m not a cake
I am best prepared in a microwave
Good morning spud
Good morning sunshine 🌞
Are you sure they can’t feel anything?
Please don't cause me more existential dread
You are a 3hr old coffee on sensor reheat
I want to know what baked coffee tastes like.
boil them!
Mash 'em!
stick 'em in a stew!
🤮
“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers”
-that Voltaire guy or whatever
That was Solitaire, who also loved microwaved potato
I thought he played a mean game of cards (with himself)
False. He loves one-eye Texas stack
I've been intrigued by the whole "one eye Texas stack" thing so I googled "one eye Texas stack" and the first thing that came up was "Can you drive with one eye in Texas?"
I reckon your chances of having a stack would probably increase if you did, so there’s that
Found.
https://www.instructables.com/The-Texas-Stack/
Pancakes, breakfast sausage, maple, butter, and a sunny side up egg. At least according to Heinlein, who may have mislead me…
Yeah im happy to be mislead by Heinlein.
I have no idea what it is. Sometimes I refer to this fun list. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
I think I know 😉