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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

What Am I?

I have eyes but I can’t see
I have skin but I can’t feel anything
I can be sweet but I’m not a piece of candy
I can be baked but I’m not a cake
I am best prepared in a microwave

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Good morning sunshine 🌞

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you sure they can’t feel anything?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Please don't cause me more existential dread

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You are a 3hr old coffee on sensor reheat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I want to know what baked coffee tastes like.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

stick 'em in a stew!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers”

-that Voltaire guy or whatever

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That was Solitaire, who also loved microwaved potato

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I thought he played a mean game of cards (with himself)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

False. He loves one-eye Texas stack

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've been intrigued by the whole "one eye Texas stack" thing so I googled "one eye Texas stack" and the first thing that came up was "Can you drive with one eye in Texas?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I reckon your chances of having a stack would probably increase if you did, so there’s that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pancakes, breakfast sausage, maple, butter, and a sunny side up egg. At least according to Heinlein, who may have mislead me…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah im happy to be mislead by Heinlein.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I have no idea what it is. Sometimes I refer to this fun list. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I think I know 😉