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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

When you were partying, I studied Pokemon VGC recordings. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the Gen 4 OU and Uber meta. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated Pokemon on an old Heartgold cartridge. And now that the world is on fire and Team Rocket is at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help.