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Tis the season (i.imgur.com)
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago

I was out for a meal with friends just before the pandemic, waitress was a heart-stoppingly beautiful goth lady. I'd had a few drinks and blurted out "Oh my gosh, I would sacrifice my firstborn to you"... without skipping a beat she replied "Deal". Legendary response to a drunken fool.