this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 114 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The last Goth girl who I thought was gonna sacrifice me ended up just telling me she only liked me as a friend, not as a human sacrifice. Thats life I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

The real sacrifices are the friendzones we make along the way.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Shit that's worse. Let me bleed to death in peace.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

In a way, she did rip your heart out; just not the way you thought

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago