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That ain't no way to treat a single malt.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

... is it as wrong as the nasty-ass shitcan milk; left there by some nasty ass space pirate?

(Found on Vectera, in the starter mission to go off some pirate dude.)(we won't get into the other reasons of how it might have been left there.)(Trade Authority still bought it. "yeah, we can flip that!" Ew.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's ultra-pasteurized! It's got to be healthy, right? Right?

looks worried

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kind of reminds me of highschool; one of my friends always got strawberry milk; and like all big high schools we had maybe 10 minutes to actually eat. He sat down, scarfed the fried shit and went to slam his milk.

He started gagging with this horrific look on his face; the carton came away and this stringy looking pink snot rope came away as he was choking it back up. It was like, half-set egg whites.

Yeah. None of us got strawberry milk after that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I am glad I ate my lunchtime strawberry yogurt before I read that! :)