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[–] Aurenkin 3 points 1 year ago

Agent: This is very important, did this man come into the store earlier today? Shows photograph

Clerk: Yes he was here this morning, seemed a bit strange but not dangerous or anything. Why?

Agent: We suspect he's planning some kind of attack. What did he buy?

Clerk: Nothing dangerous, just two microwaves. One was our largest model, the other our smallest.

Agent: My god...