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this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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I was going to ask where's Facebook's CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.
I've just heard that he's signed up to a cage fight with Elon. Gonna be fun seeing Elon's disjointed wrist after he punches through thin air
Elon just gets triggered by water rescues / submarines and needed some attention.
Remember when he called that hero thai navy diver guy a pedo because he said elon's sub wasn't useful in rescuing those kids trapped in a cave? Apparently rich people and submarine pissing contests is a thing.
Under no circumstances will precious elon actually risk getting punched in the head, more's the pity.
They're going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.
3 lawyers on each corner might not be a bad thing, they're never going to take the other down in a cage match of all things, but if their lawyers get involved they're going to waste away their time and money on this conflict instead of making life harder for us!
No the lawyers are there to punch obviously, did you really think they'd want to receive any punches themselves?
maybe they'll literally just let a bunch of their lawyers fight in their proxy.
TAG TEAM LAWYERS. Like the WCW. but with retainer fees.
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Lmao. Stoned Elon Vs bluescreening Zuck
I've heard Zuck use contractions.